Houdini

SKITPaul Rosenberg Hey, Em, it's Paul Uh, I was listening to the album Good fucking luck, you're on your own INTROEminem LAm REm Guess who's back, back again? SOL#dim LAm Shady's back, tell a friend LAm REm Guess who's back, back again? SOL#dim LAm Shady's back, tell a friend LAm REm Guess who's back, back again? SOL#dim LAm Shady's back, tell a friend LAm Guess who's back? Guess who's back? REm Guess who's back? Guess who's back? SOL#dim Guess who's back? Guess who's back? LAm Guess who's back? (Haha) LAm REm Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da SOL#dim Da-da-da, da, da, da, da STROFA 1Eminem LAm Well, look what the stork brung (What?) REm Little baby devil with the forked tongue SOL#dim And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh) LAm With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look) LAm REm Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt SOL#dim Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah) LAm Y'all light work (Haha) LAm And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?) REm And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?) SOL#dim If I was to ever take a leave (What?) LAm It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah) LAm If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?) REm Stallion if she would collab with me SOL#dim Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha) I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like RITORNELLOEminem LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) SOL#dim LAm I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like) LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) SOL#dim LAm Just like that and I'm back, bro STROFA 2Eminem LAm Now, back in the days of old me (When?) REm Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh) SOL#dim Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm) LAm Taste of opiates, case of O.E.​ LAm Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo) REm My shit may not be age-appropriate SOL#dim But I will hit an eight-year-old LAm in the face with a participation trophy LAm 'Cause I have zero doubts REm That this whole world's 'bout SOL#dim To turn into some girl scouts LAm That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down) LAm So when I started this verse REm It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm) SOL#dim But it feels like I'm targeted LAm Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed LAm Look what I pocketed REm Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and SOL#dim I've been runnin' at full speed LAm And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and LAm I'm the fight y'all get in REm When you debate who the best, but opps, I'm white chalkin' when SOL#dim I step up to that mic, cock it then "Oh my God, it's him! Not again!" RITORNELLOEminem LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) SOL#dim LAm I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like) LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) SOL#dim LAm Just like that and I'm back, bro LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) SOL#dim LAm I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like) LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) SOL#dim LAm Just like that and I'm back, bro BRIDGEEminem LAm REm Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?) SOL#dim LAm If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man) LAm REm He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy) SOL#dim What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady) STROFA 3Eminem LAm So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha) REm I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah) SOL#dim And that's why these (What?) LAm Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz) LAm In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?) REm Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh), the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha) SOL#dim In my Air Max 90s LAm White Ts, walkin' parental advisory LAm My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?) REm Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha) SOL#dim Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?) LAm The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah) LAm How can I explain to you (What?) REm That even myself I'm a danger too? (Yeah) SOL#dim I hop on tracks like a kangaroo And say a few things or two to anger you LAm But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit REm Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it SOL#dim Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick LAm You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch LAm And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch) REm But you can all suck my dick, in fact SOL#dim LAm Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em) LAm They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh) REm You too, Paul, got two balls SOL#dim Big as RuPaul's (Woah) LAm What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah) LAm 'Cause you're never gon' see me REm Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen SOL#dim Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like RITORNELLOEminem LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick) SOL#dim LAm I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like) LAm REm Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof) SOL#dim LAm Just like that and I'm back, bro