TEXAS HOLD' EM

INTRO RE RE RE RE / SIm SIm RITORNELLO RE This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down SOL So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) RE Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) POST-RITORNELLO LA And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu SOL Come pour some sugar on me, honey too RE It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha) STROFA 1 RE There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city) Hit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty) SOL Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin') RE Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah PRE-RITORNELLO SIm RE SOL Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right RE We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice SIm RE SOL Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left RE Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind RITORNELLO RE This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down SOL So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) RE Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) POST-RITORNELLO LA And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu SOL Come pour some sugar on me, honey too RE It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) LA And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu SOL Come pour some liquor on me, honey too RE It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) BRIDGE RE Woo-hoo RE Woo-hoo SOL SOL7 RE Woo-hoo STROFA 2 RE There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us) Too hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight) Too cold to panic (Too cold to panic) SOL All of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic) RE Now we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah PRE-RITORNELLO SIm RE SOL Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right RE We headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice SIm RE SOL Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left RE Just work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind RITORNELLO RE This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey) So lay your cards down, down, down, down SOL So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey) RE Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around) POST-RITORNELLO LA And I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu SOL Come pour some sugar on me, honey too RE It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo) LA I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu SOL Come pour some liquor on me, honey too RE It's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown SIm SOL Don't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh) OUTRO SIm MIm7 Take it to the floor now, ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots) To the floor now, SIm SOL SIm MIm7 Ooh (Tuck, back, oops, shoot) SIm Come take it to the floor now, ooh SOL SIm And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo MIm7 SIm Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too MIm7 SIm (RE) (Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot)