The Season's Upon Us

INTRO DO FA SOL DO / DO FA SOL DO VERSE 1 DO FA SOL DO The season's upon us, it's that time of year DO FA SOL DO Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer DO FA SOL DO There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung DO FA SOL DO There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung VERSE 2 DO FA SOL DO There's bells and there's holly, the kids are gung-ho DO FA SOL DO True love finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe DO FA SOL DO Some families are messed up while others are fine FA SOL DO If you think yours is crazy... well you should see mine! DO FA SOL DO / DO FA SOL DO VERSE 3 DO FA SOL DO My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none DO FA SOL DO Their husbands are losers and so are their sons DO FA SOL DO My nephew's a horrible wise little twit DO FA SOL DO He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of shit VERSE 4 DO FA SOL DO He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs DO FA SOL DO I'd like to take him out back and deck more than the halls DO FA SOL DO With family like this I would have to confess DO FA SOL DO I'd be better off lonely, distraught and depressed CHORUS FA DO The season's upon us, it's that time of year SOL DO Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer FA DO There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung SOL There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung FA SOL DO They call this Christmas where I'm from DO FA SOL DO / DO FA SOL DO VERSE 5 DO FA SOL DO My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod DO FA SOL DO My brother just brought home another big broad DO FA SOL DO The eye rollin’ whispers come loud from the kitchen DO FA SOL DO I'd come home more often if they'd only quit bitchin' VERSE 6 DO FA SOL DO Dad on the other hand's a selfish old sod DO FA SOL DO Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog DO FA SOL DO Who won't run off fetch sure he couldn't care less DO FA SOL DO He defiled my teddy bear and left me the mess CHORUS FA DO The season's upon us, it's that time of year SOL DO Brandy and eggnog, there's plenty of cheer FA DO There's lights on the trees and there's wreaths to be hung SOL There's mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung FA SOL DO They call this Christmas where I'm from DO FA SOL DO / DO FA SOL DO BRIDGE FA SOL The table's set, we raise a toast DO SOL The father, son, and the Holy Ghost SOL DO I'm so glad this day only comes once a year FA You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year FA SOL DO FA DO SOL They call this Christmas where I'm from FA SOL DO They call this Christmas where I'm from DO FA SOL DO / DO FA SOL DO