Houdini
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SKITPaul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good fucking luck, you're on your own
INTROEminem
Am Dm
Guess who's back, back again?
G#dim Am
Shady's back, tell a friend
Am Dm
Guess who's back, back again?
G#dim Am
Shady's back, tell a friend
Am Dm
Guess who's back, back again?
G#dim Am
Shady's back, tell a friend
Am
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Dm
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
G#dim
Guess who's back? Guess who's back?
Am
Guess who's back? (Haha)
Am Dm
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da
G#dim
Da-da-da, da, da, da, da
VERSE 1Eminem
Am
Well, look what the stork brung (What?)
Dm
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
G#dim
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb (Bleh)
Am
With a forehead that it grew horns from (Look)
Am Dm
Still a white jerk (It's him!), pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics, Percs and a Bud Light shirt
G#dim
Lyrical technician (Yeah), an electrician (Yeah)
Am
Y'all light work (Haha)
Am
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe (What?)
Dm
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me (Why?)
G#dim
If I was to ever take a leave (What?)
Am
It would be aspirin' to break a feve' (Yeah)
Am
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (What?)
Dm
Stallion if she would collab with me
G#dim
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Haha)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back like
CHORUSEminem
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
G#dim Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
G#dim Am
Just like that and I'm back, bro
VERSE 2Eminem
Am
Now, back in the days of old me (When?)
Dm
Right around the time I became a dope fiend (Oh)
G#dim
Ate some codeine as a way of coping (Mm)
Am
Taste of opiates, case of O.E.
Am
Turned me into smiley face emoji (Woo)
Dm
My shit may not be age-appropriate
G#dim
But I will hit an eight-year-old
Am
in the face with a participation trophy
Am
'Cause I have zero doubts
Dm
That this whole world's 'bout
G#dim
To turn into some girl scouts
Am
That censorship bureau's out to (Shut me down)
Am
So when I started this verse
Dm
It did start off lighthearted at first (Hmm)
G#dim
But it feels like I'm targeted
Am
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Am
Look what I pocketed
Dm
Yeah, the shit is just like y'all had been light joggin', and
G#dim
I've been runnin' at full speed
Am
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin', and
Am
I'm the fight y'all get in
Dm
When you debate who the best,
but opps, I'm white chalkin' when
G#dim
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my God, it's him! Not again!"
CHORUSEminem
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
G#dim Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
G#dim Am
Just like that and I'm back, bro
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
G#dim Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
G#dim Am
Just like that and I'm back, bro
BRIDGEEminem
Am Dm
Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say (If what?)
G#dim Am
If he could see the way shit is today (Look at this shit, man)
Am Dm
He'd probably say that everything is gay (Like happy)
G#dim
What's my name? What's my name? (Slim Shady)
VERSE 3Eminem
Am
So how many little kids still wanna act like me? (Haha)
Dm
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be (Yeah)
G#dim
And that's why these (What?)
Am
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees (Bzz)
Am
In the coupe, leaning back my seat (What?)
Dm
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group (Uh),
the black guy (Guy) pees (Pees, haha)
G#dim
In my Air Max 90s
Am
White Ts, walkin' parental advisory
Am
My transgender cat's Siamese (Why?)
Dm
Identifies as black, but acts Chinese (Haha)
G#dim
Like a motherfuckin' Hacky Sack, I treat (What?)
Am
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet (Yeah)
Am
How can I explain to you (What?)
Dm
That even myself I'm a danger too? (Yeah)
G#dim
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
Am
But fuck that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that shit
Dm
Cancel me, what? Okay, that's it
G#dim
Go ahead, Paul, quit, snake-ass prick
Am
You male cross dresser (Haha), fake-ass bitch
Am
And I'll probably get shit for that (Watch)
Dm
But you can all suck my dick, in fact
G#dim Am
Fuck them, fuck Dre, fuck Jimmy, fuck me, fuck you
Fuck my own kids, they're brats (Fuck 'em)
Am
They can screw off (Yeah), them and you all (Uh)
Dm
You too, Paul, got two balls
G#dim
Big as RuPaul's (Woah)
Am
What you thought you saw ain't what you saw (Nah)
Am
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Dm
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
G#dim
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leavin' like
CHORUSEminem
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick)
G#dim Am
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh (Like)
Am Dm
Abra-abracadabra (And for my last trick, poof)
G#dim Am
Just like that and I'm back, bro
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Personal interpretation for educational purposes of the song "Houdini" by Eminem curated by a Picopod user.
Personal interpretation for educational purposes of the song "Houdini" by Eminem curated by a Picopod user.
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